Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the beast, resulting in some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone trending online.

• It's unclear
• went to the prison island
• people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.

Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!

Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. The swamp down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.

• Make America Great Again !

The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!

You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a cage full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.

What could possibly be more wild? Only time will reveal. read more